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Chapter Thirty-Six: Run Before They’re Findin Me Out

John cleared his throat as his fingers moved across a keyboard that gave him readings on Amy’s health. He frowned at the screen.  Amy noticed. “What is it?” she asked.  “Well, I’m just reading your vital signs,” John said, “We haven’t done any real scans yet, but… Your stamina is down. Well, everything is down.” He didn’t lie to Amy. Lying wouldn’t make her any better, and it certainly wouldn’t improve her mood. John saw the levels of veritoxin in her blood and knew how dangerous it was getting. Actually, it was way past dangerous at this point. It was beyond deadly for a human at the levels Amy had. John might hold back on that part.  The reptilian woman noticed Melody’s alarm and Amy’s still-present confusion. “Is there anyway to reverse it?” To be honest, Vastra wasn’t just asking for the well-being of Amy. She was also doing it for the well-being of the Doctor. Because the well-being of the Doctor was the well-being of the universe. If the girl he was in love with died, the rage and the sadness, the renewed loneliness… Vastra didn’t know if time and space could handle it. John pursed his lips slightly, then relaxed them. An angular eyebrow lifted up and he sighed. “I suppose so,” the man replied, rubbing a hand over his face, “We’ll have to detox her bloodstreams, and it’ll be difficult with such high percentages. If it goes any higher, it’s like her whole circulatory system will be veritoxin-“ “But now that they’re not poisoning her, she’ll be okay,” Melody pointed out, though her childishness didn’t leave her. She bit her lip, looking at her mother doubtfully. “Won’t she?”  “Can we stop talking about me like I’m not here?” Amy interjected grumpily, “I’m right here, thanks, and I would love to know what’s going on!”  Vastra sighed. “We think you were poisoned,” she said, “Both the Doctor and John Smith here found out that you have high levels of veritoxin, a truth gas. It’s much more advanced than your time, but apparently it’s filling your system right now.” Amy arched an eyebrow. “And since when were truth gases so bad?” she asked, “Not that I want to say everything I think, but it’s not like it’s that dramatic, yeah?”  The reptilian looked at Amy for a long moment. “The problem is that… You should be dead by now.”

(full chapter here)

Chapter Thirty-Six: Run Before They’re Findin Me Out

John cleared his throat as his fingers moved across a keyboard that gave him readings on Amy’s health. He frowned at the screen.

Amy noticed. “What is it?” she asked.

“Well, I’m just reading your vital signs,” John said, “We haven’t done any real scans yet, but… Your stamina is down. Well, everything is down.” He didn’t lie to Amy. Lying wouldn’t make her any better, and it certainly wouldn’t improve her mood. John saw the levels of veritoxin in her blood and knew how dangerous it was getting. Actually, it was way past dangerous at this point. It was beyond deadly for a human at the levels Amy had. John might hold back on that part.

The reptilian woman noticed Melody’s alarm and Amy’s still-present confusion. “Is there anyway to reverse it?” To be honest, Vastra wasn’t just asking for the well-being of Amy. She was also doing it for the well-being of the Doctor. Because the well-being of the Doctor was the well-being of the universe. If the girl he was in love with died, the rage and the sadness, the renewed loneliness… Vastra didn’t know if time and space could handle it.

John pursed his lips slightly, then relaxed them. An angular eyebrow lifted up and he sighed. “I suppose so,” the man replied, rubbing a hand over his face, “We’ll have to detox her bloodstreams, and it’ll be difficult with such high percentages. If it goes any higher, it’s like her whole circulatory system will be veritoxin-“

“But now that they’re not poisoning her, she’ll be okay,” Melody pointed out, though her childishness didn’t leave her. She bit her lip, looking at her mother doubtfully. “Won’t she?”

“Can we stop talking about me like I’m not here?” Amy interjected grumpily, “I’m right here, thanks, and I would love to know what’s going on!”

Vastra sighed. “We think you were poisoned,” she said, “Both the Doctor and John Smith here found out that you have high levels of veritoxin, a truth gas. It’s much more advanced than your time, but apparently it’s filling your system right now.”

Amy arched an eyebrow. “And since when were truth gases so bad?” she asked, “Not that I want to say everything I think, but it’s not like it’s that dramatic, yeah?”

The reptilian looked at Amy for a long moment. “The problem is that… You should be dead by now.”

(full chapter here)

1 month ago on August 15th, 2014 | 8 notes

capalxii:

i can’t have been the only one wondering where she was in that teaser

3 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | 825 notes
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rebekkari:

Then/Now

3 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | 788 notes
preschooler: *touches my nose piercing* what is that
me: it's jewelry for your nose
preschooler: oh
preschooler: *whispers* when will i grow one
3 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | 14,674 notes
notxam:

are these hot dogs or legs?

is there a “deformed alien carrot” option i can circle?

notxam:

are these hot dogs or legs?

is there a “deformed alien carrot” option i can circle?

3 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | 89,977 notes
awwww-cute:

Refrigerate your kittens after opening

awwww-cute:

Refrigerate your kittens after opening

3 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | 4,874 notes
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thelovelyrichardmadden:

As promised at 2,000 followers (just a few weeks ago): I am going to do a Give Away to thank all you guys for being amazing and here.
I’ve thought about what to give away and it’s going to be a combination of both Richard-related stuff and a few of my personal favorite gift items. Rules and prizes down below, and I’ll draw the winning URLs on Wednesday June 18th (yes: Richard Madden’s birthday and no, not quite coincidentally: the one year anniversary of thelovelyrichardmadden). 
Rules to enter the draw:
You must be following thelovelyrichardmadden (yes - I’ll check!)
You must reblog this entry once 
Likes (for future reference are okay but they) don’t count
You must be willing to submit your address details (and I will ship worldwide)
Your blog must feature an enabled Ask or Mail button
No give-away blogs
This entry must have 150 or more unique reblogs by June 18th or continue its rounds until that number is reached.
I’ll draw winners using a sequence generator on June 18th, as from 18:00 GMT (or as soon as the 150 reblogs are reached).
Winners must respond within two days or the next in line is up for the gift. 
Prizes:
#1: one almost-sold-out-everywhere-in-the-world plushie Grey Wind (eta: August 2014)
#2: one Discovery Channel’s Klondike DVD - to be released 5 May, 2014
#3: one gorgeous OnlyNatural leather-bound notebook [look!] - drafted my first original in one
#4: one Funko-pop character of choice [look!] - limited by availability
#5: one box of Prestat of London fair trade chocolates [look!] - mmmmmm!
Good luck to all of you!
~Eva

thelovelyrichardmadden:

As promised at 2,000 followers (just a few weeks ago): I am going to do a Give Away to thank all you guys for being amazing and here.

I’ve thought about what to give away and it’s going to be a combination of both Richard-related stuff and a few of my personal favorite gift items. Rules and prizes down below, and I’ll draw the winning URLs on Wednesday June 18th (yes: Richard Madden’s birthday and no, not quite coincidentally: the one year anniversary of thelovelyrichardmadden). 

Rules to enter the draw:

  • You must be following thelovelyrichardmadden (yes - I’ll check!)
  • You must reblog this entry once 
  • Likes (for future reference are okay but they) don’t count
  • You must be willing to submit your address details (and I will ship worldwide)
  • Your blog must feature an enabled Ask or Mail button
  • No give-away blogs
  • This entry must have 150 or more unique reblogs by June 18th or continue its rounds until that number is reached.
  • I’ll draw winners using a sequence generator on June 18th, as from 18:00 GMT (or as soon as the 150 reblogs are reached).
  • Winners must respond within two days or the next in line is up for the gift. 

Prizes:

  • #1: one almost-sold-out-everywhere-in-the-world plushie Grey Wind (eta: August 2014)
  • #2: one Discovery Channel’s Klondike DVD - to be released 5 May, 2014
  • #3: one gorgeous OnlyNatural leather-bound notebook [look!] - drafted my first original in one
  • #4: one Funko-pop character of choice [look!] - limited by availability
  • #5: one box of Prestat of London fair trade chocolates [look!] - mmmmmm!

Good luck to all of you!

~Eva

3 months ago on June 16th, 2014 | 231 notes

Actual Bran Stark and Tywin Lannister [x]

4 months ago on May 6th, 2014 | 10,860 notes